nikki - cuz when that guy wuz talkin bout me aparently he wuz talkin bout mah butt, i'm jus afraid i might scare a guy lol nikki - omg i could see a guy like runnin away screammin it's tryin to eat me its tryin to eat me
kt: i was just locked outside my house 4 like 15 minutes. My bro was soposed 2 let me in but he fell asleep and didn't wake up. I found a neighbor with a spare key me: is ur bro awake yet? kt: no me: do any of u play insturments? kt: yes... me: u should wake him up with it
kt: y 1-302 me: because the phone companys r gay and have to put the 1 infront of the 302 kt: that stinks me: yeah. more work 4 ur fingers
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: lsol hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: *lol americangrl91989: wow the lol queen misspelled lol americangrl91989: wowowowowowowowow americangrl91989: wow
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: wut r we going to do with u emma?
EmM ScCr GrL: i have no clue
EmM ScCr GrL: but... we cant forget about you thought
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: oh yes me... of course
EmM ScCr GrL: yeah
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: yea yea
EmM ScCr GrL: dont forget the helicopters
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: omg a helicopter!!
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: hehe
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: oh u know my friend who used to hate lol so we made up 101....
EmM ScCr GrL: yeah
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: she actually likes the word now! and she likes 101 too and she is a lol/101 nut now
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: she's liek i finally see the point
hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: dun dun dun hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: dum di dun dun DUM DUM! EmM ScCr GrL: quack quack EmM ScCr GrL: funny word quack hrsheyHUGSnKISSZ: isn't it? EmM ScCr GrL: yeah it is
me: fried poop kt:yum me: fried poop and melted army men me: yummy kt: you forgot the chocolate fries kt: i thought you knew better me: oh yea, fried poop melted army men and chocolate french fries. yummy
Sod All Else: "...Good going, genius." Bob muttered, before going to futsing with the new improved 'look at me I can make more than just crappy muffin-brownie stuff' Easy Bake Oven. "I think he missed the 'only not' Sod All Else: thing." Bill said, watching Barney stagger across the room before falling on the Easy Bake Oven and smashing it. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bob shouted. "ALL MY HARD WORK! YOU BASTARD!" And he started to beat Sod All Else: him with a bat gillian owns YOU: Bill blinked, watching and being amused, not noticing the teenagers breaking into the building on the convinentlyplaced!monitor. Instead he went to make popcorn with the new and improved "I can make more than crap stuff" gillian owns YOU: Easy Bake Oven, only to have it explode. "Oh. Well. Sorry, Bob. Don't beat me with a bat, or I'll have my minion monkeys attack you." SouIIess Rose: "What the hell??? I'm being beaten by a bat." Barney said, as he ws being beaten by the bat. "You whore stop beating me with the god damn bat!" SouIIess Rose: Barney was starting to feel the the bat hitting him throguh his thick skin Sod All Else: "... When did I even get a bat?" Bob said, staring instead of continuing his beatage. The bat was tossed to the side and he then proceeded to tackle Bill "YOU RUINED MY HARD WORK WITH YOUR POPCORN! USE THE FUCKING Sod All Else: MICROWAVE, MAUN!" gillian owns YOU: "OKAY, OK---HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! AREN'T THOSE IN STORES NOW, YOU IDIOT?!" And he beat Bob back. SouIIess Rose: Barney, feeling lef out, began to beat Bob out of anger, form Bob beating him with the bat. "You loser you didn't have to beat me with the bat! You could have waited and beaten him." Sod All Else: "OWOWOWOWOW HEY! I'M MORE SUCCSSFUL THAN BOTH OF YOU! GERROFF ME!" And he proceeded to turn into SUPEREASYBAKEOVENDUDE! and began to beat the hell out of them both, using his laser, radioactive vision to burn their bottoms gillian owns YOU: Bill turned into... THE DEVIL. Oh, wait. He already was. So he turned into... A COMB. And proceeded to brush the both of them 'till they were verging on numb. Sod All Else: "Ow...Oh... Oh ow..." Barney fell over, knocked unconcious from the combage. And Bob arched a brow, before breaking the comb in half and tossing it out the window, thus getting rid of one of his competitors for running the Sod All Else: American Economy, and one day THE WORLD!!! Lycan1985: And Angelus killed them all. SouIIess Rose: Barney wakes up from his being unconcious. Not seeing Bill anywhere, he assumed that Bob had thrown the comb out the window. Therefore ALSO getting rid of one of HIS competitors SouIIess Rose: Now there was only Barney and Bob.... gillian owns YOU: ... And Angelus, who killed them. Or something. But since they were apparently not dead, or undead, or whatever...yeah. Uh. ANYWAY. Bill, broken and still comb-y, turned into a badly CGIed liquid form of himself, then back into hims gillian owns YOU: elf. Like that other guy in the Terminator movies. BWHAHAHA...ha...ha. Yeah, anyway, he turned into Badly CGIed liquid again, snaked back up to the room, turned back to himself, lit a cigar, and leaned back in the big old boss chair gillian owns YOU: "I so rule the world." Sod All Else: And thus Spike burst open the door, Dru at his side, and proceeded to kill all in the building, until they came to Barney, Bill and Bob. "Can I eat the purple one?" Dru cooed. SouIIess Rose: "How about not? How about I kill you and you don't touch me? I like that plan so much better then yours," SouIIess Rose: Barney said standing his ground firmly gillian owns YOU: "Barney the Vampire Slayer. Capital idea. And very original, too." And he continued to smoke his cigar. SouIIess Rose: "Yes it is! I like it, It can be my new show!" SouIIess Rose: "I'm tired of being Barney the Big purple Dinasour, I want to be a slayer." Barney said looking back at Bill. Sod All Else: "...Wow. Aren't we the uncreative ones." Spike arched a brow, before smirking. Dru pounced Barney, biting his neck before pulling back. "You taste like rubber." "... You could eat him" Bob said, before Sod All Else: pointing to Bill. "... Can I eat you? You look like a tasty treat." "Er... No.' gillian owns YOU: "Eat him. I'm not human, anyway. I have no blood. So. Hoyay. Eat him." SouIIess Rose: "No, you really couldn't. You could eat them, since I'm a dinasour and they.... well they are humans, I think... I think one might be a comb." SouIIess Rose: Barney started laughing to himself, then h realizes he had ben knocked out by the comb-human thing and stopped laughing gillian owns YOU: "... WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO UNFAIR ABOUT THE COMB MINORITY?" Lycan1985: "It's better then the penis minority?" Says a random inturn. SouIIess Rose: "YOU KNOCKED ME OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR COMBINESS!" Sod All Else: "...So I can eat the boring one?" She was gazing at Bob, smirking, and licking her teeth. "... HE--" and suddenly he was eaten, and Dru smiled gently. "Thank you!" She hopped over to Spike, dancing and Sod All Else: singing. Spike proceeded to eat the random inturn SouIIess Rose: While everyone was eating, well and being eaten, Barney decided it was time for him to lave... So he left, and looked them all in the room.. And he walked down the hall towards Glenda's office. Lycan1985: "Don't yell at me!" Thus Angelus grabs Spikes and pulls him to the nearest office before teaching not to yell at a vampire that was the worst killer in the world. SouIIess Rose: "Hello you all... May I join in the fun? This all looks like fun." Said Darla who had just come in throught the same door Barney left through gillian owns YOU: "WE AIN'T GONNA BLEED, WE AIN'T GONNA BEG. JUST GIVE US ALL YOUR CHICKENS AND YOUR BIG GOLDEN EEEEEEGG." gillian owns YOU: "... And no. No, you may not." Sod All Else: "IT WAS A CHICKEN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!" gillian owns YOU: "A CHICKEN RAID OF CYMRU!" SouIIess Rose: "Too bad" DecadentDaisy: huh? SouIIess Rose: i dont know.... Sod All Else: "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE! o_o Santa's Pagan too." gillian owns YOU: ".. Is he now? o_o How interesting." SouIIess Rose: "I think it is" Sod All Else: "He's always been." SouIIess Rose: "So he says" Lycan1985: Angelus growls, "He's mine." gillian owns YOU: "... Pleeeeeeeeease? I'll bite you." Sod All Else: ...dru's there. She should be all "LIKE HELL" XD DecadentDaisy: "Like Hell." SouIIess Rose: "But you're mine!" Lycan1985: Techinally there all his. XDD Sod All Else: I think they're all.. Darla's XD SouIIess Rose: XD SouIIess Rose: I win Sod All Else: XD Lycan1985: Angelus rolls his eyes before smacking Spikes bum, "Just wanted to show the boy how to behave." Sod All Else: Spike rolled his eyes XD SouIIess Rose: XD.. Darla went to stand next to Dru, "Should we really let them have all the fun?" Lycan1985: Glares, "You love it, boyo so don't be roollling yer eyes at me." He slowly walked over to Darla and kissing her deeply Sod All Else: ...Merry proceeded to pounce Spike once again XD Sod All Else: "GERROFF YOU BLOODY BINT!" Sod All Else: "NEVER! MINE! ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHA!" Lycan1985: Grabs, Merry throws her threw a window. gillian owns YOU: ... Pulls Merry back up with super powers and crap. SouIIess Rose: Darla sees Merry flying threw a window starts to laugh. Sod All Else: "Yay." Lycan1985: "No one touchs me grandchilde but me own family." XD gillian owns YOU: ... "Can I be a vampiiiire?" XD SouIIess Rose: XD.... "And what about me?" Sod All Else: "Me tooooooooooooo." Lycan1985: Glares, "Darla ca I kill them now?" Lycan1985: XDD SouIIess Rose: "Yes you can" gillian owns YOU: "... NO. VAMPIRE." SouIIess Rose: "But save some for me" Sod All Else: "VAMPIRE. V.A.M." Sod All Else: "P.I.R.E" Sod All Else: "YEAH." SouIIess Rose: "Oh shut up" Says Darla before bitting into her neck. Lycan1985: "William me lad, take the first drink?" XD
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