~*2nd Session*~
"They are made of water... and fluffy stuff." - Claudia - referring to the clouds one day in the enviro.
Lauren: you ain't no 2 cent hoe- you in tha negatives
Lauren: you gots to pay them to sleep with you
Katie: I rock like J.LO
Lauren: I rock like Avril
Katie: it wouldnt do any good to run from a ghost. because they can probaly run way faster then you can run
our skit:::
Narrarator: Ali
Director: Leah
Janna: Katie
Irv: Lauren
Julia: Anne
Kofi: Ashley
Scott: Margaret
Walt: Julia
COD: Colleen
All & H8: Emma, Ashley, Claudia, Kelsey
Narrarator: OK we are P2 and we have noticed that at certain meals, dinner, the same group of people tend to say the same thing, every night. We did and little bit of snooping and found that there was actually a script to what wet on. We did a little bit more snooping and found that they actually have rehearsals to this to. Here is what we found...
COD: Are there any announcements? (Very quietly but still heard)
Scott: Yeah, I have an announcement. My camper lost a pine cone, first name Pine last name cone.
All: ah ha
COD: (silently moving her lips to gray squirrel)
Walt: USE THE MICROPHONE!!!
COD: (gets out the microphone and still no sound comes out gives the microphone to Janna)
Janna: Does anyone know what time it is?!?!
All: Free time!!!
Janna: Before the COD dismisses the tables lets see who the cleanest cabins were.
Irv: Today in boys homestead there werent any cleanest cabins. Because well there werent.
Julia: Well everyone did a really good job in girls homestead. I wish I could have chosen all of you, but I would have to say that H8 was a little cleaner.
H8: Woo
Kofi: Roar
Janna: Can it Kofi
Director: Cut, cut. OK guys that was good except for a few things. First Janna, sweetie, Im just not feeling the can it Kofi. You two have a relationship, respect, he interrupted you, you are trying to get the attention of a room full of people and he interrupted you. Try it again with feeling.
Janna: Can it Kofi.
Director: Again.
Janna: Can it Kofi (putting her head in her hands crying)
Director: its ok sweetie. Ok next, Kofi, what are you doing? That lions roar you did, it was a kitten. We want a lion. Try it again.
Kofi: ROAR!!!!!
Director: Good, Good. Now COD, whats wrong?
COD: (silently moving her lips talking to director, answering her question.)
Director: Exactly! We dont want to hear you, no one can ever hear you, just be like a mime as always. OK, its been a long day guys, 5 minutes until dinner lets join hands. (Once everyone is holding hands) OK, guys there is no I in team.
Kofi: But there is a ME!
Director: OK, Kofi I love it that you are in character all the time, but frankly its annoying. Ok on three announcements. One, two, three.
Everyone: ANNOUCMENTS!!!
Director: Lets go guys!!!!!!
And that was our skit!
Welcome this is our farmhouse.
we have cluster flies alas
and this time of year its bad
we are so very sorry
but there is little we can do
but swat them
she didnt beg no not enough
she didnt stay when things got tough
I told a lie and she got mad
she didnt stay when things got bad
I never ever saw the northern lights
never really heard of cluster flies
never ever saw the stars so bright
in the Farmhouse things will be alright
(repeat)
woke this morning to the stinging lash
every man rises from the ash
each betrayal begins with trust
every man returns to dust
I never ever saw the northern lights
never really heard of cluster flies
never ever saw the stars so bright
in the Farmhouse things will be alright
(repeat)
Another turning point a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
To all my friends from ArRoWhEaD
*Leah*
*Ashley P*
*Claudia*
*Margaret*
*Ali*
*Lauren-
*Katie*
*Anne*
*Kelsey*
*Ashley*
*Julie*
*Amy*
*Charolette*
*Emelio*
*Mikey*
*Seb*
*Dyl*
*Jake*
*Billy*
*Colleen*
*~5th Session~*
:::Inside jokes:::
BUTTON!!!!
the heat was melting the frozen bean in her hand
mushy banana
fat horney chick
mayoNAIZ, just how you like it
GET OFF MY BED!!!!!
rebecca is gonna die in a sailing accident and her arms are gonna come off ANDSHEISGONNAWINDUPNAKEDONMYBEDANDIMGONNA
SAYEWWWGETOFFMYBEDANDSOMEONEISGONNA
PUSHHEROFF
up yours! NO! up yours!!!!
dun dun dunnnnnnn dunaaaaaa dunaaaaaaa dunaa dun dun dun HEY! YOU SCRAPE!
WE'LL BUILD A HOGAN BIG ENOUGH FOR 8..6...5..6 MAH HONEY BIG ENOUGH FER 6
gimme 1....
when i die sarah is gonna get my brain and pen, its gonna come on her doorstep, all of it, the brain with the pen sticking out of it
what fingers to big
Mt. Everest and Mt. McKinley(nasty little slut)
Thelma and Luiese (freaky little freak)
Lettuce and Tomatoe (horney little monkey)
The Hills of Gallahad (dirty little whore)
everyone has an article of clothing off, im taking my pants off!
SUGAR!!!!
heat she craved it
well i would put our skit in here, cept i didnt get to go to the skit, because they MADE me take my medicine and and i HAD to be falling asleep at the bonfire, AND I DIDNT GET TO GO TO REFLECTIONS. WHICH LIKE ALONG WITH THE BONFIRE IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT CAMP. im still REALLY pissed about that. but i think the skit was like Name That Staff member, with Dave, Tom, Kate, Kevin, i think that was it, i dont know.
*Rebecca*
*Sarah*
*Juliann*
*Scuba Steve*
*David Skillman aka Skilly sks Skillaroni aka twenty million other things*
*Katie*
*Rachel*
*the new nurse*
see thats about it, cuz the rest of my group didnt like us (us being me and becca and juliann and sarah they thought we were weird and dint invite us to the hogan party*
